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Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.
Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.
by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008
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Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
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Bluenette

A person who has dyed their hair blue. To be used in reference to hair color- like brunette or blond, but blue.
"Man, look at Kat. She has been a bluenette for 3 solid years now!"
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plumpette

"Did you just see that plumpette walk past?"
"yeah, she was built like a tank"
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bluenette

A person, usually a girl, with blue hair.
KOS-MOS is a very good-looking bluenette.
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Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.
Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.
by Khaytsus January 29, 2008
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