Blumpelstiltskins 

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

Blumpelstiltskins by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

Blumpelstiltskin 

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

Blumpelstiltskin by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008

blumplestiltskin  

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

blumplestiltskin by pud850 December 19, 2008

blumpelstilskin 

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

blumpelstilskin by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

blumplestiltskin 

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

blumplestiltskin by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

blumpelstilskin 

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

blumpelstilskin by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio January 13, 2008

Blumplestiltskin 

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

Blumplestiltskin by Masterboneme June 17, 2014