blumpert

A blumpert is a massive bunda with a hube fat and muscle volume

Zamn zaniel! that boy leandro has a massive blumpert

by joshmillercanadaflex January 17, 2022

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

Blumperspoot

English version of the American term 'Hicky'

Those motherruckers always have the most blumperspoots after a crazy weekend.

by Rugger123 May 8, 2011

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014