blumpelstilskin

recieving oral sex from a garden gnome or other lawn decoration, all whilst taking a dump.

yo jake shwooten has some garden gnomes that give the bomb blumpelstilskin.

by Tyler Caruso October 9, 2006

blumpelstilskin

The act of recieving fellatio, making a bowel movement and reading a fairy tale.

Yo man, I was with this bitch and I had to take dump, and while i was waiting for it to come out, I started to read a fairytale, next thing you know she'd blowing me, that's what i call a blumpelstilskin

by Steve.fag.gay.shit.blump.ihategio December 18, 2007