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Bludget
Name given to a man that is seeking a blowjob from a prostitute but is unable to pay top dollar due to being on a budget.
Related Words
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Blodgetize
to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
baller budget
Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci
baller budget by eskeit November 15, 2017
Budget Pimping
Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
Budget Pimping by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009
budgetcrastinating
budgetcrastinating by mvolfman June 22, 2010
porno budget
being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
dude 1: you want to hit some bars
dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget
dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget
dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
porno budget by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026