Cool architecture, nice parks, daily this city gets very boring, if you are bored by everyone being a bully and people being cliquey. The nights can be ok- just don’t ever go by yourself here in the capital region.
Rachel Ray and Nathan Lane made it out of Albany and you can too
by Human_spirit July 19, 2018
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The place where obnoxious Long Islanders get robbed and shot by locals
Aw frick! I'm an obnoxious 'Ngilander and I just got shot by a local in Albany
by local Albanian May 6, 2009
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The capital of NY. A place so cold that boiling water freezes when you go outside in the winter. It's here where the hicks get along with the snobby rich kids. The place where college girls go outside in miniskirts and uggs in negative 15 degrees. The place where one can walk into a bar at 3 am and slow down and order a couple shots, and not get stared at.
Why is she dressed like a high-priced hooker going to the beach in the middle of winter? Oh yeah, we're in Albany.

Only in Albany will you see country girl Jane hang out with suburb Shannon.
by msk1994 July 8, 2011
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The place the dark land of Mordor was based on. With it's grey sky and freezing cold weather, and abundance of college students being a Wes. It's people just pray it's not going to snow in June which it always does.
The capital of New York State is Albany
by Kyizen February 9, 2004
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Albany-Metro is deff not a hick-ish farmland. Filled with gangsters who might shoot you and snobby rich kids who drive around sick cars, vacation at the hamptons or luxury ski resorts, and count their cash. Surrounded by suburbs where everyone drinks, smokes, and parties because there is nothing else to do. Everyone and their brother is Italian. Alotttt of college kids: UAlbany, Union, RPI, etc.
Pretty sweet location with the city like 2 hours away, new england across the hudson, and montreal just up north.
So yeah, check out the 518.
by imawesome123 November 5, 2007
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Albany. The Capitol of the Empire State, New York. Albany is home to some of the most stalwart New Yorkers. Albany is the home of one of the most dysfunctional State governments in the United States yet has the most intelligent and resourceful citizens residing within the State. Albany continues to stand as the pivotal region in Upstate development despite the growing instances of douchebaggery from the minority of SUNY Albany students who still think it's cool to destroy their neighborhoods, their city, and the reputation of their State University.
"It's a miracle that New Yorker's still have pride in their Capitol even when assholes try to paint it as the greatest beer pong arena in the State."

"Man, I really wish Albany residents and students would stop getting such a bad reputation from derelicts that have no sense of history or respect."
by Carl Weathers September 21, 2007
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A small city in the bay area California with big booty, good weed, lotta drugs, and hella azns.
Aye, we from Albany Cuz, lets go show dos clowns from Berkeley wit it really do, yadamean?
by Shmoo Lawrence December 19, 2005
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