bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 22, 2005

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005

bludger

lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

bludger

Slack arse prick who does fuck all, yet pretends he's king fuckin' dick.

He's a useless bludger; he couldn't get a root in a brothel!

by rowdy roddy May 15, 2003

bludger

Also an Australian slang term for a pimp. Mainly used in the early 20th century.

Nellie Cameron, an Australian prostitute, had several different bludger during her career.

by Leightonbeach February 18, 2016

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 13, 2010