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bludgetting 

Colloquial. Mid-level management speak to descibe the lengthy and painfull process of winnowing first draft pie-in-the-sky budget submissions down to realistic numbers.

Seasonal. Typically occurs during the last quarter of a company's financial calendar.
Honey, I wont be home until after midnight. We've got another bludgetting session with the CFO.
bludgetting by jstuart January 4, 2006
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Battery Budgeting 

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Sump Bludgeoning 

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.
John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."
Sump Bludgeoning by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

bludgeoning

getting dome while beating the chick with a club
those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning
bludgeoning by 4n6 science October 22, 2007

Baseline Budgeting 

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026