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Battery Budgeting 

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Sump Bludgeoning 

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.
John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."
Sump Bludgeoning by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

bludgeoning

getting dome while beating the chick with a club
those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning
bludgeoning by 4n6 science October 22, 2007

Baseline Budgeting 

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.