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bludgetting 

Colloquial. Mid-level management speak to descibe the lengthy and painfull process of winnowing first draft pie-in-the-sky budget submissions down to realistic numbers.

Seasonal. Typically occurs during the last quarter of a company's financial calendar.
Honey, I wont be home until after midnight. We've got another bludgetting session with the CFO.
bludgetting by jstuart January 4, 2006
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Battery Budgeting 

When you have 20% or less battery power on your cell phone, and you budget your usage time between phone calls, texts or games.
Oh damn my phone is at 15% time to do some Battery Budgeting

Sump Bludgeoning 

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.
John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."
Sump Bludgeoning by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

bludgeoning

getting dome while beating the chick with a club
those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning
bludgeoning by 4n6 science October 22, 2007

Baseline Budgeting 

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.
John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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