Bludget

Name given to a man that is seeking a blowjob from a prostitute but is unable to pay top dollar due to being on a budget.

I really need my dick sucked baby but I can’t pay that much, I’m on a bludget.

by Beaner 1 February 24, 2018

bludget

a female pickpocket

a woman common theif

Every man is a sucker to the sticky fingers of the East River Bludget

by starrats December 29, 2007

bludgetting

Colloquial. Mid-level management speak to descibe the lengthy and painfull process of winnowing first draft pie-in-the-sky budget submissions down to realistic numbers.

Seasonal. Typically occurs during the last quarter of a company's financial calendar.

Honey, I wont be home until after midnight. We've got another bludgetting session with the CFO.

by jstuart January 4, 2006