7 definitions by Beaner 1
In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 19, 2017
When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.
My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.
by Beaner 1 September 30, 2010
Name given to a man that is seeking a blowjob from a prostitute but is unable to pay top dollar due to being on a budget.
by Beaner 1 February 24, 2018
The code given by patrol officers to explain why they are speeding to the precinct with lights and siren on in order to get to a toilet before they shit themselves.
by Beaner 1 December 4, 2017
by Beaner 1 June 16, 2016
The guy drove in reverse across the entire parking lot before he finally hit my car. He did at least obamagize by saying "I'm sorry I backed into your car but it wouldn't have ever happened if you hadn't parked near me. "
by Beaner 1 March 19, 2017
That female plumber looks like shes into women, she must be a Lowesbian.
A lesbian plumber, lesbian employee at a hardware/home improvement store etc...etc...
A lesbian plumber, lesbian employee at a hardware/home improvement store etc...etc...
by Beaner 1 February 28, 2013