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What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.
Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?
by jeffreykittens May 03, 2007
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Awesome combinations of facial hair on the chin and upper lip
Kelsey "geez tom that goatee is super sexy, maybe you should lather that bad boy up with some paw paw!"
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A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.
Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?
by William Bosworth May 19, 2007
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What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
by Senhor AnΓ­bal June 16, 2008
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The act of dipping your balls into a girls ass. Then following that up with her performing oral sex on you, thereby slapping your dirty poo covered balls into her chin thus creating the image of the young lady having a goatee.
I gave this chick such a goatee last night that she could have passed for a terrorist.
by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011
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As Mark deep throated Miguel, and Miguel withdrew he commented that Mark had a nice goatee aka prison pussy
by Robert McDonald January 09, 2007
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