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Blowjobable 

"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011

blowjober 

Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

blowjobless 

A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

blowjobbery 

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobery 

A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.
Blowjobery by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014

Blowjobber 

Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.
"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."
Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015