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Blowjobable 

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"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011

blowjober 

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Someone who likes to suck penis.
Sheila was a blowjober.

I wanna be a blowjober.
blowjober by punrockerasd April 28, 2006

blowjobless 

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A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

blowjobbery 

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When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobery 

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A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
Brittiney: Hey honey, let's go look at the shoes?

Daniel: You go ahead, I'll be at the Blowjobery.
Blowjobery by sizauce bizauce June 11, 2014

Blowjobber 

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Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.
"God, I'm gonna jizz. You're such a good blowjobber, Ryan."
Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
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