Blowjobbler
that one over there is a blowjobbler
Blowjobbler by rizzlechizzleniggerniggerfaggo October 12, 2018
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Blowjobable
"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
-nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
-somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
-large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
-fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
-crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
-somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
-longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"
Or
Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"
Or
Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011
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Blowjobery
A boutique inside of another larger establishment serving Blowjobs as a service to men. Similar to the hair salon inside Walmart.
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Someone who has perfected the art of orally stimulating penis through years of training and hard work.
Blowjobber by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015
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