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bloatmobile

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.
My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.
by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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Batmobile

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.
by Sklooby April 24, 2008
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Batmobile

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.
After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.
by CptMisery June 23, 2011
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bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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to the batmobile

what Batman says to Robin in T.V series of Batman and Batman is ADAM WEST
by dumbledaz June 3, 2014
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blowmobile

A person whose primary responsibility in life is to follow around a VIP and provide on-demand blowjobs as well as offering other on-demand orifices for the VIP's meat missile. Often the person is not on a payroll but receives perks, gifts, and enjoys the privilege of being part of the entourage. Achieving the rank of blowmobile to a VIP is often considered the pinnacle rank in skankdom.
How the hell did that woman get courtside playoff seats?! Oh, that's another one of Amar'e Stoudemire's blowmobiles...
by Timmay Woodword August 6, 2010
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