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Blowjobble 

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A group of blowjobs, usually in close proximity. This can mean in the same room, or possibly in separate rooms but closely located in the same time and space.
That party contained a blowjobble. A lot of women were giving blowjobs next to one another. And I was stuck watching. As usual.
Blowjobble by Read_Write_Kink January 6, 2014
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blowjobalicious 

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When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.
p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah
blowjobalicious by blowjoblover February 4, 2010

Blowjobable 

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"blowjobable" - a girl with the following characteristics:
   -nice mouth/lips along with surrounding facial features
   -somewhat shorter in height (mouth at a closer level to your dick)
   -large captivating eyes (something to look at while she does her thing)
   -fairly attractive body (something else to look at while she does her thing)
   -crazy enough to be into that sort of thing but not so crazy that she might pose a danger to the very valuable object you are lending her mouth for the time being
   -somewhat plain or cute-ish nose that is not so defined or unattractive that it takes attention off the eyes
   -longer hair that offers the man the ability to guide the movement of the head
...or a guy that girls would give a blow job to.
Guy 1: "Wow! That girl has some really nice lips and beautiful eyes"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's pretty blowjobable... I could totally see her sucking on my dick"

Or

Girl 1: "I would totally give that guy a blowjob!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's definitely blowjobable."
Blowjobable by Elkamine April 24, 2011

blowjobless 

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A blowjob drought of 6 or more months.
"Ever since you grew that goatee you've been blowjobless"
blowjobless by DanofA November 14, 2009

blowjobbery 

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When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.
That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.
blowjobbery by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobligation 

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When a woman is morally obligated to give a blowjob.
Generally, this occurs if:
- The male has asked for a blowjob
- The male has allowed the female to spend time with him
- The male is horny
male: "Ok, Jaimie, I have listened to your fucking story about your day, now you are BLOWJOBLIGATED to get on your knees and get to work."
female: "But... I don't want to..."
male: "you don't have a choice; it's your blowjobligation."
female: "oh, you're right. ok."
Blowjobligation by Jarred Neuman December 5, 2011

Blowjobligation 

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Having a blowjob in exchange for goods, favours, services, etc
Buying dinner for a future blowjobligation
Blowjobligation by Marshall_Bal November 2, 2008
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