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Blowjory 

Eating a double cheeseburger while receiving a blow job.
Lucas- Man, you look satisfied but not hungry!
Tom- Yeah, I just got a blowjory
Nina- MmmMMMMmmmm
Blowjory by D.a.a. May 8, 2008

a blue blowhorn 

(noun) a horny person who can't get any
what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.
a blue blowhorn by chewlo March 14, 2006

cali blowhorn 

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.
so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn
cali blowhorn by leslie smith November 2, 2007

blowhorn 

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).
She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.
blowhorn by uttam maharjan August 23, 2012

auditory blowhorn 

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.
I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!
auditory blowhorn by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

blowhorn 

the sound a fart makes when it’s wer and you’re sitting down
wtf dude! that sounded like a blowhorn
blowhorn by fucker#23 February 3, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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