blowhory 

Who The Fuck Would search this up?!?!

Fuckin Weirdo.

“I’m a dumbass who search’s up things like Blowhory on The Urban Dictionary.”

blowhory by Nachodee July 28, 2023

Blowjory 

Eating a double cheeseburger while receiving a blow job.

Lucas- Man, you look satisfied but not hungry!
Tom- Yeah, I just got a blowjory
Nina- MmmMMMMmmmm

Blowjory by D.a.a. May 8, 2008

a blue blowhorn 

(noun) a horny person who can't get any

what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.

a blue blowhorn by chewlo March 14, 2006

cali blowhorn 

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

cali blowhorn by leslie smith November 2, 2007

blowhorn 

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).

She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.

blowhorn by uttam maharjan August 23, 2012

auditory blowhorn 

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.

I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!

auditory blowhorn by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

blowhorn 

the sound a fart makes when it’s wer and you’re sitting down

wtf dude! that sounded like a blowhorn

blowhorn by fucker#23 February 3, 2018