Blowjory

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Eating a double cheeseburger while receiving a blow job.

Lucas- Man, you look satisfied but not hungry!
Tom- Yeah, I just got a blowjory
Nina- MmmMMMMmmmm

Blowjory by D.a.a. May 8, 2008

Words you can keep

blowjoy

A term used by women who enjoy giving head... because it certainly isn't a "job".

Nick: Did you hook up with Brooke last night?

Chuck: Yeah... she gave me an unbelievable blowjoy.

Nick: Don't you mean blowjob?

Chuck: No... a blowjoy. She considers it a joy, not a job. She's quite the lady.

blowjoy by funkthefavorites April 16, 2008

Related Words

Blowjory • blowhory • Blowjorb • blow joy

Blowjorb

Much like its root word 'blowjob', a blowjorb is oral sex. However asking for a blowjorb is much more comical and more appropriate to use in public. Also can be used as a currency, blowjorbs representing favors, sexual or non.

"You owe me four blowjorbs for this one."

"So I recieved a blowjorb for all my hard work."

Blowjorb by BlowjorbBill February 5, 2010

blowhory

Who The Fuck Would search this up?!?!

Fuckin Weirdo.

“I’m a dumbass who search’s up things like Blowhory on The Urban Dictionary.”

blowhory by Nachodee July 28, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026