2 definitions by twistedlicorice

auditory blowhorn

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.

I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!

by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

Martining

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

by twistedlicorice September 16, 2014