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blowhorn 

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).
She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.
blowhorn by uttam maharjan August 23, 2012
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blowhorn 

the sound a fart makes when it’s wer and you’re sitting down
wtf dude! that sounded like a blowhorn
blowhorn by fucker#23 February 3, 2018

a blue blowhorn 

(noun) a horny person who can't get any
what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.
a blue blowhorn by chewlo March 14, 2006

cali blowhorn 

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.
so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn
cali blowhorn by leslie smith November 2, 2007

auditory blowhorn 

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.
I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!
auditory blowhorn by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

alaskan blow horn 

When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife
alaskan blow horn by Donaldberman14 November 18, 2014
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