cali

Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch
by shibataken October 05, 2011
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cali

She is a smart, beautiful girl. Everybody likes a girl named Cali. She is brave, athletic, and powerful. A Cali is very popular and funny. Many people look up to a Cali.
Omg I love Cali!
Cali is so funny and cute.
by Oooooooooooh Really November 29, 2016
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cali

A name that non-native Californian's use when refering to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.
Typical of an East coaster
Hey, Duuudes let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves
by abula February 29, 2004
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cali

ANNOYING word that people who dont live in california use when talking about california, and think they are cool saying it. seriously inlanders, stfu and just say california instead.
colorado girl: omg im going to cali!
californian: SHUT UP YOU WHORE
by lizzzi March 01, 2006
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cali

a word used by non Californians. Typically often thought of as a children's word. Only posers and losers use this word to seem cool
non Californian "want to go to cali and surf some barrels bro"?

Californian "punches him in the face"
by t1si1jdf4 November 15, 2007
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cali

usually a girls name meaning "most beautiful". Cali's make you smile and she is a total goof ball. She loves sports and likes to explore. One hottest girls in her grade. Most guys chase after her but she friend-zones them. She can be a total smart-ass and a bitch, but then be the most kind person.
"Damn you see that hot girl, her name is Cali".

"I love exploring just like Cali".
by av0cad0_t0ast July 01, 2018
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a short word for fucken california
in which cali ppl or non cali ppl use
but true califronia ppl hate bitches that say cali :)
ohio girl- "hey how is it in cali?"
cali girl- "hoe!!!say california you dont live here...(calm voice)- well it is good weather and hot ppl here i dont think it can get any better.."
by heavymetalluver July 11, 2008
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