bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

by Arazmo December 3, 2018

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

blooning

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

by James November 9, 2004

Bloobing

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.

"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."

by stark_source February 5, 2010