bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

bloofing by Arazmo December 3, 2018

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

blooning by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004

Bloobing 

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.

"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."

Bloobing by stark_source February 5, 2010