Blooming

A word that can either be used as a very mild swear word or a euphemism for bloody.
Gosh darnit!! I lost my blooming watch!
by Matthew678 January 16, 2019
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Blooming

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.
Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)
by winkdeep July 30, 2017
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Blooming

The act of expelling ones inner rectum to resemble a fleshy tomato from your anus. Usually occurs as a result of too much anal sex.

This ancient art, shrouded in secrecy, is performed by only those who partake in a high level of arse pounding - usually on film. These artists can expel or 'bloom' their inner parts on demand. This flower can also be sucked back into the bloomer's body upon request and must be done so before it dries and subsequently shrivels.

This bloom is a delicacy in the rugged mountains of Japan.
Uh Oh... Janice is blooming again.. her arse tomato is exposed. Someone get her a pencil to push it back in.
by Scooter78 September 11, 2013
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Blooming

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.
by bbones. August 08, 2010
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Blooming

Yeah, he's got some weird fetishes, he's really into blooming
by Satch86 January 01, 2019
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In Bloom

Nirvana's third single off of their revolutionary 1991 album, 'Nevermind'.
by Rusty Shackelfurd September 07, 2005
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Possibly the best song by possibly the best band, Nirvana. Is insulted by haters who grew up listening to Simple Plan/Gwen Stefani era music, which comes out of a box and have no real emotional value, as apposed to actual instruments and real feelings.
A song that reminds you what the world might of been like if Cobain hadn't shot himself.
by Rush8192 September 13, 2005
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