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bloomingdale's 

A store with a large selection of popular clothing, accessory, and jewelry brands. Such as; Juicy Couture, Burberry, Chanel, and so much more. It pretty much fits into the category of Nordstrom and Neiman Marcus. It is a little pricey, however, the atmosphere is so great that it's even fun to just shop around and try things on, even if you have no desire to buy them. If you are looking for something in particular however, the employees are very friendly, and helpful. They even have personal shoppers to assist the fashionably helpless/wealthy. It is basically just a great store.
bloomingdale's=love

"I bought my Mademoiselle by Chanel at Bloomingdale's" ;]
bloomingdale's by anonymoussss72789 December 24, 2005

Bloomingdale's 

A high fashion department store found in most big cities. Very pricy, but not as pricy as some others such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. Nicknamed Bloomies.
"I went to Bloomingdale's the other day and bought a dress by Prada."
Bloomingdale's by Hellohello July 4, 2006

bloomingdale high school 

A high school in florida where all the white bitches try to act ghetto , there’s a fight every well there , everybody is fucking everyone, has annoying ass teachers , almost everyone there is fake asf , and everybody knows everyone’s business
Person 1: bloomingdale high school is the best high school in florida

Person 2: damn right

bloomingdale high school 

A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone
Bloomingdale High School is a rated 8 school
bloomingdale high school by LM da Bum September 5, 2017

Bloomingdale brown purse 

After a long night of hot wings, pizza and beer, take a crap in a purse (size is not important as long as it has two straps and is relatively unused)and use it as a muzzle on your mate when they least expect it. Often used to shut the yap of someone who talks too much during sex.
man, this girl was so annoying last night that I had to Bloomingdale brown purse her.

blooming dale high school 

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.
blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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