GAWII's definitions
A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
by GAWII July 16, 2009
Get the whitizushimug. Alternative spelling of DJ, used by morons that are unaware DJ is an abbreviation of disc jockey, and for some reason believe the "word" needs to be spelled out phonetically.
by GAWII April 26, 2009
Get the dee jaymug. A play about a bunch of self-obsessed jackasses who whine about not having any money for food, heat, or rent while simultaneously whining about how they're too good to get jobs to support themselves. The supposed 'villain' of the play is the one guy who goes out, gets a job and--get this--has the nerve to SELL the building that they live in just because they haven't paid their rent in a year and they've turned the building into a drug distribution center/whorehouse/flophouse for the homeless, even though he was only letting them stay there at drastically reduced rent out of the goodness of his heart and for the sake of their friendship.
This play is very popular with young, pretentious assholes.
This play is very popular with young, pretentious assholes.
Have you seen RENT? It's life changing.
Yeah I saw it. Since when is getting a job and using protection during sex a bad thing?
Yeah I saw it. Since when is getting a job and using protection during sex a bad thing?
by GAWII October 21, 2010
Get the RENTmug. To spit or swallow after oral sex is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. In fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. Very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.
Man: So, spit or swallow, baby?
Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?
Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!
Woman: Umm... maybe you could come on my boobs instead?
Man: Oh. Uhh... yeah! That'd be awesome!
by GAWII May 25, 2008
Get the spit or swallowmug. Rape committed by someone known to the victim. Ie, not a complete stranger.
The term Date Rape was coined back in the day, when people believed "real" rape was only when the man used a knife, gun or beat the woman half to death.
Nowadays people understand that no means no, and if a guy forces sex on a girl, regardless of whether he threatens violence or hits her, it's called rape. The term date rape has outlived its usefulness.
The term Date Rape was coined back in the day, when people believed "real" rape was only when the man used a knife, gun or beat the woman half to death.
Nowadays people understand that no means no, and if a guy forces sex on a girl, regardless of whether he threatens violence or hits her, it's called rape. The term date rape has outlived its usefulness.
by GAWII June 27, 2008
Get the date rapemug. Hero of the US Civil War. Best known for his march through Georgia, where he gave the rebel south exactly what it fucking deserved.
Have you heard the song "Marching Through Georgia"? It commemorates the brave hero General William T. Sherman.
by GAWII February 12, 2009
Get the General William T. Shermanmug. Infantry grunts for the Navy.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
The United States Marine Corps is part of the US Navy, despite the Marines' fervent claims to the contrary, and despite the fact their paychecks clearly state "Department of the Navy", not "USMC".
Marines serve two functions: 1) Catching bullets 2)Poking mines with a stick. When there is a battle where heavy casualties are expected, the Marines are sent in... to be grist for the mill.
Guy 1: I'm a Marine. Oohrah!
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
Guy 2: Oh, you're in the Navy.
Guy 1: What? Fuck you! I'm no swabbie fag! I'm a goddamn Marine!
Guy 2: I know. The Marines are part of the Navy, didn't you know that?
by GAWII May 8, 2008
Get the Marinemug.