blonge

Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.

"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"

by andy haddock January 21, 2008

blong

n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.

Yo man! Hit the blong!

by Autocrat August 9, 2005

Blong

A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.

Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.

by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011

blong

A slip-of-the-tongue for running the word's "be" and "long" together when you mean to say "don't be long", and it sounds instead like "don't blong", as seen in the movie The Whole Nine Yards

Janni Gogolack: Don't blong.

Oz: "Don't blong"?

Janni Gogolack: Annoyed Don't-BE-long!

by Maedhros The Tall November 3, 2011

blong

Taking a bong hit and getting a blowjob simultaneously

Dude that hot chick gave me the best blong ever.

by UBCstoner February 23, 2010

blong

when you remove the bowl part from your bong and insert a rolled blunt.

We took some blonghits.

by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004

blong

bare long. For use when something is long or annoying.

that programme was blong breh!

hey snoop ur blong!

hey kovi ur a blong head.

oi bez the homework was blong.

Nik, that journey was blong, you get me?

by Luke H April 16, 2006