28 definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019

Jerome Becton

Mekhi Becton’s father.

Goddamn! Jerome Becton is elite.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

12-6 Curveball

When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.

Did you see that wicked 12-6 curveball Jake just dealt to Brandon?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021

Mc50’d

When you are so drunk you think an item at McDonald’s called the Mc50 exists.

Tyler ordered a Mc50 with Shack sauce, he is clearly Mc50’d.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019

Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Rownchy

An individual who is rowdy and raunchy.

The man in the sauna was quite rownchy.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018