28 definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin

Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.

Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021

Holy

Used to emphasize something. Those who use this show they have no doubt clouding their mind on the matter at hand.

Holy we're fine.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Yam Bag

When a male’s genitalia are visible through his pants. Not in the sense that they are see through though. In the sense that you can see the mass of the penis and ballsack, the best yam bags are just lumps of mass that one cannot discern penis from balls

Biff has a raging Yam Bag in his Adidas sweatpants.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin September 2, 2019

Beer During

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019

Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.

An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020

Rownchy

An individual who is rowdy and raunchy.

The man in the sauna was quite rownchy.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018