28 definitions by The Gosh Dang Bruin
A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 29, 2018
When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020