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Someone who does not like very many races.
Wow, that man is such a blonger! He doesn’t like all the races!

He’s such a blonger right?
YOU STUPID BLONGER! >:(
Blonger by sir nicky March 31, 2023
Words you can keep
A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.
A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.
blonger by Mayuura December 2, 2007
Related Words
blonger blogger blinger bonger bloner blanger blonker blooger blonder blunger
scottish guy: get back to work you slave
man: at least i'm not a blonger
blonger by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

night blogger 

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed
a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

Bloggers 

Dam that was bloggers
Bloggers by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021
The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.
"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"
blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008
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