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Blaspheming

To say the lords name in vain
A conversation wich involves blaspheming
Mel:For gods sake grace your so dumb!!!!!
Grace: Bloody hell
Blaspheming by Mell :) June 9, 2009

blasphemer

One who blasphemes.
July was condemed too hell, for she was a blasphemer, and a whore.
blasphemer by setSuna November 2, 2003

blaspheme 

The name given to those bourne of the fashion gods.
Blaspheme was bourne when ye' gods of the old gave mankind fashion.
blaspheme by Stefan Platz August 6, 2007

blasphemistic 

to utterly insult in a repulsive manner
kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: George bush is a racist.
blasphemistic by jewsh September 20, 2009

blasphememe 

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.
Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.
blasphememe by joelmw September 26, 2018

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.
"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer
Blasphemer by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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