smart on

An engorged penis (or its metaphorical equivalent, a state of sexual or quasi-sexual arousal) that results from intellectual stimulation.

Baby, the way your tongue trips across the philosophical terminology and so cleverly articulates the existential quandary--you really give me a smart on.

by joelmw October 23, 2010

blasphememe

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.

Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.

by joelmw September 26, 2018

smarton

See smart on.

I sat with my woman discussing life's imponderables and ended up with hardcore smarton.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010