A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to blacklidsyndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heartrate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.
I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.