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Condementimacy 

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A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condemned 

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Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!
Condemned by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008

Condemned 

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One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.
Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!
Condemned by FistOfMith February 7, 2009

condomed 

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There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
condomed by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

condemned to eternal damnation 

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Lost one's faith. Stopped believing in God. Became agnostic, atheist, or pagan.
I was condemned to eternal damnation when I was fourteen years old, after realizing the Christian narrative simply doesn't make sense. I didn't tell my mom for two years.

Condomed 

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To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head
Bro lets get totally condomed
Condomed by Mr unstable December 16, 2013
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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