Blasphemion

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A type of man who loves boats. A type of man who gets off to boats.

Person 1: I love boats they make me hard.
Person 2: Ugh!! you're SUCH a blasphemion!!
Person 1: What the fuck does that mean?

Blasphemion by ILoveMyAK47 January 13, 2024

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Blasphemous

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.

What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.

Blasphemous by Jafje June 29, 2007

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Blasphemous archer

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.

1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

Blasphemous archer by Not Garfield Qiu November 11, 2021

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Blaspheming

To say the lords name in vain

A conversation wich involves blaspheming
Mel:For gods sake grace your so dumb!!!!!
Grace: Bloody hell

Blaspheming by Mell :) June 9, 2009

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blasphemous whore

a term used by Lily of herself in It Ends With Us when she met Ryle's religous parents

" Oh no, your mother would think me as a blasphemous whore!"
"Mom, meet my blasphemous whore"

blasphemous whore by nettyjoes March 14, 2022

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blasphemouse

a mouse that proclaims blasphemy

That blasphemouse better watch his tongue, there are Christians in the vicinity.

blasphemouse by catzpjamz May 11, 2010

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blasphemous girl

The original blasphemous girl - Miss Tairrie B of my ruin.
Any self-confessed Ruiner who can't get enough of Brutal language, love, violence, religion and sex.

I am a BLASPHEMOUS GIRL....
Torture me with timelessness, worship my fist with every kiss, resurrection of my pain, drag me down your memory lane, introduce me to devotion, leave me numb with no emotion.

blasphemous girl by Devonian Delia April 18, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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