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blasphememe 

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.
Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.
blasphememe by joelmw September 26, 2018
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Blasphememe 

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(noun)
the act of creating/seeing/spreading a meme that is so dank, it's blasphemous in its origin
"John Cena randomly appearing in Scooby Doo for no apparent reason? Now that's just blasphememe!!!"

Blasphememe 

Any meme that ridicules our Heavenly Father must be considered a blasphememe
Blasphememe by The 2112 Hollilama January 31, 2019

Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.
"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."

blasphemer

One who blasphemes.
July was condemed too hell, for she was a blasphemer, and a whore.
blasphemer by setSuna November 2, 2003

blaspheme 

The name given to those bourne of the fashion gods.
Blaspheme was bourne when ye' gods of the old gave mankind fashion.
blaspheme by Stefan Platz August 6, 2007

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.
"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer
Blasphemer by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009
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