A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
by Carla Virgin June 29, 2007
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
by farkeshaybruh October 29, 2017
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."
"Yeah fuck blanding"
"Yeah fuck blanding"
by Julyjuly April 8, 2007
You sir .. bit bland ?
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
Family of clones (fuck that day you were all trying! to intimidate me.. all look the same.. trouble telling you apart from my painting spot … ) you must of wondered why I didn’t look intimidated and proceeded to get more and more angry ?
Depression leaves a dank taste .. to call on if needed …
One day I may rid myself totally .. but I digress ….
Point being … you wanted my attention or ;) someone wanted to bring your sordid list for bumping into people (sure it’s both tbh..)
Me be you …
Me … depression (low) .. feel spirit .. highest high … spectrum vast
You … clone .. vanilla .. bland as fuck
That’s why you’re now obsessed, not just her … I can sign shit for you? Wanna buy a painting? Nope I don’t suck dicks …
Never have ?
You sir ? ….
The more you appear in my life in any was shape or form (like this morning) the more I will write … just for you
Be flattered … now worthy …
And then who knows … one day I may write sweet odes to the one I love … maybes …
Doubt it ;)
by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023
by not found [Error 404] October 27, 2008
Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
by God2222 October 7, 2009