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A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.
n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums?

member 1: Surely you already know that after having read the rules before joining.

member 2: teach! *insert emoticon*
teach by ctrl-alt-delete July 21, 2008
“Teach” is to show or do something to inform other of something that can help them learn
Teacher : ok today I will be teaching

Student : ok
Teach by Xxcup_cake970xX July 18, 2020
Talk English At Computer Hardware; an informal term for the attempts at online educational activities to replace traditional classroom teaching during the Covid19 pandemic .
The teachers are going to TEACH again, turning on their computers and hoping that a student will respond this time.
TEACH by mackyaj September 18, 2021
Colloquial way of referring to a female teacher in Jamaica.
Hey teach'. Can I drop the work off later?

Whagwan teach, you looking hot today, man!
Teach by Tropical Rythms December 9, 2021
A teach is a person who loves bdsm, has an obnoxious yet calm personality, has red hair, tall, drinks strawberry milk, kins the devil, has eyes that look like the void, has a pet ferret, very smart and enjoys psychological warfare. The particular teach I’m talking about plays the sims and tortures his sims, often neglecting their needs until the last minute and then supplying their said needs. He reads comic books and is a fan of the film industry. Sadist. Probably has a personality disorder. Listens to Set It Off and Taylor Swift

There are other types of teaches, but this is the standard teach. Not all teaches kin the devil, and not all of them have pet ferrets.
I tried to argue, but he’s such a fucking teach. He handcuffed me and told me he’s going to force me to watch CSI with him.
Teach by Mr o hare April 24, 2023
someone who ruins lives and causes mental illnesses such as deppression and suicide. come in many different forms. English teachers, mathematics and even history. if you see one run.
"I will be your teacher for this year"

"The teacher gave us homework, what a cunt!"
teach by Sofia Ponzetta September 5, 2023