blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.
"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."
by Art Mauck August 15, 2007
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Blanden

Blanden is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, and he’d never fail to make u smile :’). hi blanden bro i love u, also wanna cuddle
blanden is the sweetest ;)
by kalio bro August 11, 2019
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The great blandening

A cultural moment or slow-burning era where everything starts to feel generic, safe, soulless, and algorithmically optimized—usually in the name of profit, political correctness, or fear of backlash.
It’s the opposite of creative risk, raw authenticity, or human soul. You feel it in music, art, fashion, politics, even conversations—like someone sanded off all the sharp edges of reality.
Ever since 2020, it feels like we’re living through The Great Blandening—every song sounds like an ad jingle and even rebellion feels pre-approved.
by Charleston Barnes II April 18, 2025
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blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.
"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."
by Art Mauck August 20, 2007
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