blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

blandenize by Art Mauck December 9, 2008

blandenize 

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

blandenize by Art Mauck August 24, 2007

blantonize 

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

blantonize by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Blanderize 

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.

The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.

Blanderize by polyhistor May 5, 2009

Brandonize 

Make it look beautiful

The decks needs to be brandonized

Brandonize by Aks1985 March 28, 2019

blenderize

to blend in the blenderizer.

"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"

blenderize by ~Blanche November 30, 2007

blanketize 

The act of putting on blankets.

"I just blanketized"
"John is all blanketized."

blanketize by home mc jizzle stick February 18, 2013