bitchspeak

When girls stretch the ends of their words so as to appear seductive or cute, but failing miserably because they only sound whiny, annoying, pathetic, desperate, nasally, needy and stupid.
It can be employed out loud adding an extra nasally ''uh" to the end of a sentence.
It can be employed over text with repeating extended letter endings.
It makes girls/guys look retarded when used.

Kaitlyn: Stoppppppppp making fun of me-uhhhhhhh. WHY ARE YOU DOINGGGG THISSSS? WHYYY-uhhhh!

Zach: Quit using bitchspeak.

or over text

''OMG, I loveeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!''
"I don't love when girls use bitchspeak''

by Weepinbell February 16, 2010

bitchsplain

When your bitch constantly nags you like she knows everything.

My wife can't discuss politics with me without bitchsplaining bullshit facts to me.

by geesus May 29, 2016

bitchsplaining

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.

Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"

by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016

bitchsplaining

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.

"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.

by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016

bitchspreading

When women leave their bags lying around and take up extra seats

I was on the train home yesterday and the woman next to me was bitchspreading...

by justletmeuseurbandictionary January 10, 2018

bitchseat

the middle seat in the back seat of a car. often when it's a group of 3 people fitting in the backseat and you're the one in the middle

guy 1: shotty no blitz!
guy 2: not bitch
guy 3: not bitch
driver: haha Joe u got the bitchseat

by Howie boyyy March 1, 2007

beachspeak

1. The made up language that combines two or more words into one, in which the definitions then combine as well

2. The words used by beachcover across the interwebs

I use beachspeak in order to expand my vocabulary.

by beachcover July 8, 2021