bitchseat

the middle seat in the back seat of a car. often when it's a group of 3 people fitting in the backseat and you're the one in the middle

guy 1: shotty no blitz!
guy 2: not bitch
guy 3: not bitch
driver: haha Joe u got the bitchseat

by Howie boyyy March 1, 2007

The Bitch Seat

When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.

Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.

by CPT_Pugwash May 12, 2014

Bitchmeat

1. A term to describe someone, or their ass or vagina, essentially regarded as a passive sex object i.e. meat to be fucked. Often used with misogynist intent about women esp. hookers.
2. The act of vaginal or anal intercourse.
3. Male prison slang similar to (although more graphic than) the prison use of bitch. A generally younger, hot assed prisoner used for sexual gratification.

1. "Woman, get your pants off - I want me some bitchmeat!"

2. Prisoners in the shower discussing the new boy:"Hey Butch, look at that hot butt on the newbie - sure gonna make a fine piece of bitchmeat"

by silkpouch September 8, 2007

bitchattitude

Attitude bitch. Bitch attitude.

J'ai tellement une bitchattitude.

by Oooshit November 18, 2011

bitchbreath

The breath of a skank motherfucker that has the stench of betrayal and deciet

That dumb slut stole my pancakes. Her bitchbreath reeks of maple syrup.

by pancakeprincess January 25, 2014

bitchfest

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.

We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.

by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

Bitchception

Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.

Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.

by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020