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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

bitchning 

When you spell bitching wrong.
So I was all bitchning

bitching*

Bitchniggaitis 

This is in reference to people who participate in any activity.Although more specifically to people who play any kind of sport or athletic hobby and tend to constantly complain or find excuses, or make up problems in order to escape doing this certain activity. Even though most of these excuses/problems are ridiculous or easily solved.
Bitchnigga: Hey man i cant go to practice today my arms hurt
Teammate:alright well make sure to come tomorrow
Bitchnigga:(the next day) hey man cant come today my legs started hurting

Teammate:alright...tomorrow then
Bitchnigga: hey man im feeling great but my my cat died so cant come today
teammate: ....ok

Example two:
bob: hey is jimmy coming to practice
Jerry: nah, jimmy has a bad case of bitchniggaitis
Example three:
Billy:so did danny finally breakup with his gf after she cheated on him
Tony:nope, he has a bad case of bicthniggaitis
Bitchniggaitis by dontcomplain July 18, 2014

Bitchipline 

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.
Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."
Bitchipline by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

bitchsnippity 

to be very bitchy and short with others because everything they say or do bothers oneself
Mandee is being very bitchsnippity with everyone today because she has her period.
bitchsnippity by Jeep momma December 2, 2010

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.
I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.
Bitchinitis by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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