bitchsnip

When a bitch has or had his penis taken off or needs to

Man whats did you do get a bitchsnip dammm

by Sup lur you bitch February 1, 2017

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

bitchning

When you spell bitching wrong.

So I was all bitchning

bitching*

by mcfaddenbitchning May 16, 2010

Bitchniggaitis

This is in reference to people who participate in any activity.Although more specifically to people who play any kind of sport or athletic hobby and tend to constantly complain or find excuses, or make up problems in order to escape doing this certain activity. Even though most of these excuses/problems are ridiculous or easily solved.

Bitchnigga: Hey man i cant go to practice today my arms hurt
Teammate:alright well make sure to come tomorrow
Bitchnigga:(the next day) hey man cant come today my legs started hurting

Teammate:alright...tomorrow then
Bitchnigga: hey man im feeling great but my my cat died so cant come today
teammate: ....ok

Example two:
bob: hey is jimmy coming to practice
Jerry: nah, jimmy has a bad case of bitchniggaitis
Example three:
Billy:so did danny finally breakup with his gf after she cheated on him
Tony:nope, he has a bad case of bicthniggaitis

by dontcomplain July 18, 2014

Bitchipline

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.

Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."

by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

bitchsnippity

to be very bitchy and short with others because everything they say or do bothers oneself

Mandee is being very bitchsnippity with everyone today because she has her period.

by Jeep momma December 2, 2010

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.

I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.

by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010