Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.

I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.

Bitchinitis by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

Bitchinitis

A serious disease that everyone catches now and again. An individual who has contracted Bitchinitis is generally unwilling to perform an action and often times makes excuses about why he/she cannot do something. The list of excuses can go on and on, but at the core, their lack of apathy is what results in nothing getting done. This disease is very contagious, spreading like wildfire to neighboring persons. Some individuals seem to be more susceptible to Bitchinitis than others, with the intensity and duration varying from person to person.

Person A: "Hey man, do you want to go for a run later on?"
Person B: "Nah. I don't really feel like going for a run. It's so hot out and I'm really tired. Plus, all of my clothes are dirty and I think I sprained my arm yesterday. I just know that it's not going to workout."
Person A: "Are you sure about all those things? To me you just sound like you have a case of Bitchinitis."

Bitchinitis by Reap4u March 27, 2015

Bitchinitis

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Nick Quercia has bitchinitis

Bitchinitis by Tripoded3 April 28, 2015

bitchnotism 

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic

"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."

bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.

Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.

Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

dumb bitchitis by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

bitchinticity

noun;1. A state of maximum, supreme, grande, unattainable bitch.
noun;2. Being in the state of being made someone's bitch. When made someone's bitch, you are not able to do shit about it because you are that select individual's bitch.

I was hanging out with Eric, and I then realized that his bitchinticity was too overwhelming for my threshold, and I then progressed to pop that motherfucker in the nuttal sac.

Because of the bitchinticity laid upon Vincent, he was not able to do shit about it.

bitchinticity by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008