2 definitions by Glitternacht
Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht April 3, 2014
A pathetic attempt to relive the youth that most late 30's to 40-year-old women do all in one night, in too tight dresses, too much glitter and too with much booze.
By the looks of things Charlene had a Glitternacht last night, as she's in the front yard again with White Dragon Breath, plus she looks like a dead drag queen.
by Glitternacht May 19, 2014