bitchslip

A bitchy girl who thinks she's not being a bitch that day.

"You're such a bitch!"
"Today? No I'm not!!"
"That's how bitchy you normally are! That you don't even REALIZE your bitchslips!!!"

by turrrrible October 8, 2013

Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Bitchipline

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.

Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."

by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

bitchsnippity

to be very bitchy and short with others because everything they say or do bothers oneself

Mandee is being very bitchsnippity with everyone today because she has her period.

by Jeep momma December 2, 2010

Bitchslap

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.

Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!

by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004

Bitchslappy

The feeling you get when everyone you encounter during the day is just pissing you off.

"Dude, what is with you today? Everyone is getting on your nerves, eh?"

"Yeah, I'm bitchslappy today!"

by Triple L77 February 23, 2013

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.

*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.

by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009