below job
The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
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Blow-job-bib
A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Blow-job-bib by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
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Steak and a Blow Job Day
The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
Steak and a Blow Job Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Blow job
Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.
Blow Job
When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.
CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!
CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!
Blow Job by poncho bandit November 16, 2010
Blow Job
The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob
Blow Job by spagakked gal January 20, 2010
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