below job 

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

below job by A. Roy August 10, 2006

Blow-job-bib 

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

Blow-job-bib by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Steak and a Blow Job Day 

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

Steak and a Blow Job Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Blow job 

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

Blow job by hnoss March 26, 2017

Blow Job 

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

Blow Job by poncho bandit November 16, 2010

Blow Job 

The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

Blow Job by spagakked gal January 20, 2010

Blow Job 

The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a ludwig von striceand.

I am feeling SO horny, and i have some extra dynamite lying around... hey jill, wanna blow job?

Blow Job by Bobbe November 6, 2007