Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

blow jobber

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

by suhweetT November 1, 2013

blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

That bitch was pissed after that act of blowjobbery.

by Tony C Montana February 24, 2007

Blowjobbery

Referring to the various acts and degrees of a blowjob while maintaining never having given a full blowjob.

Bardalin: Hey! I didn't actually give him a blow job, I only had it in my mouth for like a minute.
Cranston: So it was like a slip of the tongue tip of the dong type situation?
Bradalin: Yea and I didn't go up and down I just kinda went side to side.

Cranston: Now that's some blowjobbery there!

by MavisBeacon21 May 20, 2013

blowjobbery

Pertaining to the study of blowjobs, ie. how to perform, recieve etc. Most often not recieving.

Aadith: So, what's your major?
Steven: Bus/Econ with a minor in math.
Aadith: You mean a minor in blowjobbery?

by m0d May 13, 2005

Blowjobbery

When a British person sucks someone else's penis and/or vagina and/or bajina.

I do say good sir! I see her committing foul acts of blowjobbery on that male! Jolly good day!

by jesusus June 7, 2011

Blowjobbery

Multiple blowjobs simultaneously

thats some nice blowjobbery man.

by bob fag June 11, 2011