befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

befuddled

Utterly confused and disordered

This web site is befuddleing

by I'm not tellin August 24, 2003

beffudled

Cute word for confused, a cross between baffled and confused

i am feeling beffudled today

by Pongo December 14, 2008

Befuddled

The feeling or act of being Surprised

It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott.

by tommehghost June 22, 2009

Befuddled Penguin

The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

"WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.

by UrbanVVraith May 4, 2009