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Befundled
The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males
Befundled by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022
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befumbled
befumbled by mary robertson April 12, 2019
bemungled
dude last night pat took one hit from that grav bong and got so bemungled he got lost when he closed his eyes
bemungled by smugly mcweed October 5, 2010
Befuckled
1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
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