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befongled

How to describe a place that supposedly wants to "keep it weird" but it's only just a somewhat quirky traffic jam.
"Austin sure is befongled, maybe more than anywhere else."
"WTH are you talking about? Befongled? Stop being such a weirdo."
by Jalapeño Bongwater February 3, 2021
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bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
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bemungled

dude last night pat took one hit from that grav bong and got so bemungled he got lost when he closed his eyes
by smugly mcweed October 5, 2010
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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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Bongled

When you’re on two substances at the same time. I.e Alcohol and weed or adderal and weed.
Mate I’m fucking bongled on beer and weed.
by CxLolz June 15, 2018
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Bufoogled

This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.
The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.

My relatives bufoogle me.

Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.

The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.

The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014
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Bajongled

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.
by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019
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