Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....

Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...

by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa August 1, 2008

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 26, 2004

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 5, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 August 17, 2008

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010