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Badonkled 

The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.
•During the session•
1. Bro... Im absolutely badonkled right now.
2. I know... me too bro.
Badonkled by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021
When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed
Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.
Bajongled by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Badonked 

1. Used to describe a person with an unusually voluptuous (large) or ascetic butt.

2. The amount of junk in said persons' trunk will make all of the brothas crazy.
If your "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", you are most likely "badonked".

"DAYHUM Gurl, u badonked."
(Translation: OH SNAP, lady. Your backside is unusually eye-catching.)

booty donk ass milkshake brings all the boys to yard brotha girl voluptuous ascetic butt looking hott hot dayum dam junk trunk crazy pick up line small little huge big giant enormous gargantuan epic grab dat giggity unce
Badonked by IRBoss July 19, 2012

Bazonkles 

Mind-blowing, surprising, crazy, incredible.
I can't believe Ava made that up, that's bazonkles!
Bazonkles by AK's genius new word November 17, 2021
1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
bonkled by batman July 1, 2004

bafoozled 

Ripped out of my face, fucked up to the point of confusion.
Did you see that girl I fucked last night, I must have been totally bafoozled.
bafoozled by I.M. Ripped October 15, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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