Bafonkled

When you are wasted and can’t think of a word to make it sound like you are not quite wasted

Bitch I’m not wasted, I’m bafonkled

by probablycass November 25, 2022

Badonkled

The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.

•During the session•
1. Bro... Im absolutely badonkled right now.
2. I know... me too bro.

by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Badonked

1. Used to describe a person with an unusually voluptuous (large) or ascetic butt.

2. The amount of junk in said persons' trunk will make all of the brothas crazy.

If your "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", you are most likely "badonked".

"DAYHUM Gurl, u badonked."
(Translation: OH SNAP, lady. Your backside is unusually eye-catching.)

booty donk ass milkshake brings all the boys to yard brotha girl voluptuous ascetic butt looking hott hot dayum dam junk trunk crazy pick up line small little huge big giant enormous gargantuan epic grab dat giggity unce

by IRBoss July 19, 2012

Bazonkles

Mind-blowing, surprising, crazy, incredible.

I can't believe Ava made that up, that's bazonkles!

by AK's genius new word November 17, 2021

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

bafoozled

Ripped out of my face, fucked up to the point of confusion.

Did you see that girl I fucked last night, I must have been totally bafoozled.

by I.M. Ripped October 15, 2003