befongle 

verb: to mess with; to softy molest; to touch

I befongled your girlfriend behind the barn.
Please do not befongle me in front of my parents.

befongle by JiLeet November 30, 2010

Befongle 

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

Befongle by JiLeet December 1, 2010

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

befungle 

typical Obama mistake, major screw up, clusterfuck, or a primal state of douchebaggedness.

Obama befungled the relationship with Israel.

befungle by nuttsgt November 9, 2013

befungled 

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

befungled by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled 

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

befungled by catdancing May 27, 2007