LargeDavid's definitions

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.

Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?

by LargeDavid April 1, 2021

Dirty Duke

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.

Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!

by LargeDavid April 8, 2021

Dirty Kirk

Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.

Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks he’s super weird.

by LargeDavid March 27, 2021

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

Chadpilled

When someone acts in a way which embraces their Chad-like personality in the context of being red or blue pilled; opposite of Cringepilled

Chad: Just ate a 2-pound steak, feeling pretty chadpilled right now
Kyle: yeah, you are chadpilled

by LargeDavid November 17, 2021

Unwashed Willy

When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with random girls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.

Willy: “Hey, what’s your blood type?”
Shen: “Oh no, he’s pulling a Unwashed Willy again”

by LargeDavid April 5, 2021