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beeraucracy 

A group of individuals attempting to make decisions while drunk. Often leads to an extremely bad decision, or more likely, no decision at all.
We were going to order a pizza last night at the party, but the beeraucracy couldn't reach a concensus on toppings.
beeraucracy by Justice Walker November 1, 2008
a man who drinks beers heavily and cause him to appear like Pregnant woman.
John cant see his penis because of his beerbelly.
beerbelly by Anonymous March 29, 2003

beerbortion 

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.
"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"
beerbortion by yesgregyes May 22, 2010

beerboozled 

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.
Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.
beerboozled by Durbo14 August 23, 2017
Any type of cereal using beer instead of milk to wet your whistle. Works well with Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Honey Smacks. Beer of choice = Heineken
Dude thanks for the Beereal this morning.

Anytime, its the perfect mix between breakfast and friday night. "Smiles, with thumbs up"
Beereal by Fast Eddie MMM December 24, 2008

beerboarding 

A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
The guys at work took me out drinking last night. After quite a few beers and a lot of questions I finally let slip that I was going to be a father. What can I say? Beerboarding should be against the law.